jackironsides:

jasmiinitee:

roachpatrol:

perspicaciousembroiderist:

consolecadet:

shrikestrike:

moggiepillar:

i can no longer take any description of a male protagonist seriously if the writer describes him as ‘brooding’

because i used to think ‘oh, that’s sexy and mysterious, etc’

and now i think of this

once you’ve been loudly cussed out by 2.5 lbs of feathers, that word only ever means one thing

This is the kinda brooding i WANNA see

#so this behavior basically translates to nonstop cuddling of offspring and vocal aggression towards anything that tries to prevent that #tbh i would be delighted to see male protagonists do just this sort of thing (via starfoozle)

I just had to explain what I was cackling at to my roommate. It automatically passes the Laugh Rule.

She found her reluctant fiance, Erstad, brooding out on the rainy moors. 

“Is that a baby rabbit?” she asked, observing his huddled form. 

“IT’S SIX BABY RABBITS AND YOU CAN’T TOUCH THEM,” replied Ernstad, contriving to look twice his usual size and at least three times his usual fierceness. 

“Whoah okay damn,” she said, and backed away. 

i’d read the gothic romance novel of ernstad and his baby rabbits like right now

This means that Batman, obsessive hoarder of orphans, is the only dark mysterious character that can be accurately described as “brooding”.

(via dimmock-rp)

sofiabanefics:

Children casually dissing Voldemort, in order of badassery

4) Ron puking slugs on Tom’s trophy. Hilarious, but would be better if somehow Voldemort found out.

3) Ginny flushing the diary down a toilet. Good praxis. I’m proud of you, Ginny.

2) Fred and George hitting Voldemort in the face with snowballs. The humiliation of being trapped under a turban and literally stuck with a guy who’s a complete weenie. Everything about that year was probably humbling, but the snowballs were a low point.

1) The Muggle boy in Godric’s Hollow who says “Nice costume, Mister!” Phenomenal, just the sickest burn delivered flawlessly. Voldemort doesn’t even kill him so I assume he’s a little impressed by the kid’s diss game too. Bonus, I imagine him delivering his line like he’s an extra in Newsies. Possibly my favorite minor character in the series.

(via dimmock-rp)

I’ve been a animals nerd for over three decades and sometimes I’m still just stunned speechless by the existence of an animal I didn’t know about

pagurus:

bogleech:

THIS IS GENUS PHYLLIROE.

IT EVOLVED JUST LIKE A FISH.

IT’S A GENUS OF SLUG.

So I did a post about these a while back, but here’s the main thing that I think is of major interest!

These nudibranchs attach themselves to a species of jellyfish in their larval stage, feeding on the bell, eventually outgrowing the jellyfish, consuming the tentacles of the host and then swimming away to carry on its life.

So not only are they free swimming, fish-like slugs, they’re parasitoids as well!

(via dimmock-rp)

maplesyrupao3:

jack-roscoe:

Jeff Goldblum is somehow even more Jeff Goldblum than you think he is.

That…is the sexiest thing I’ve been made aware of on this day.

(via dimmock-rp)

bonepoem:

Media: Millennials and Gen Z kids are killing *BLANK* industry!

Millennials and Gen Z kids:

(via dimmock-rp)

untrustworthyglitch:

hozier: so yeah im releasing a new album this year and one of the songs is about falling in love at the end of the world and it’s heavily influenced by the current political climate and it’s called “wasteland, baby!” and i hope you like it :)

me, through tears: fucking superb you funky little dryad

(via dimmock-rp)